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Island of Misfit Toys

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Friday May 28, 2004

May 28, 2004
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I think Ive figured out what my problem is. Im wrapped up like a douche with a rubber-handled knife.

Now excuse me while I kiss this guy. surreal
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
unknowntrigram:
unh.... you win the award for the weirdest journal entry i've read this week.
please accept a membership to the BCB as you award.
welcome.
May 29, 2004
lastbadger:
How the hell does your new profile pic make you look exactly like AyPeeTee?
May 29, 2004

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