I was just mugged by a duck. Im not kidding. I had to give him a piece of my cheese to get him to leave me alone. I think he was one of those crazy homeless ducks you always hear about on the news.
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osoesoteric:
because then i would have to charge you...
osoesoteric:
i got attacked by a swan once... it was bad... i was about to bitch slap it when someone came by... those things can be vicious...