Vanity thy name is Jack.
I got contacts this week. Ive had to wear glasses since I was 16. Gotta tell you, Im loving them. Ive had so many people stop and tell me how pretty my eyes are Ive lost count.
The other day I was at a store and I got a box biscuit mix off a high shelf for this old women. The patted my hand and said, You have such pretty eyes, baby. Youre a good boy. It was really sweet.
Its been a huge ego boost. People have been checking me out. By people I mean women. That and the gay guy at Kroger who has a crush on me.
I was at the laundry mat last night and I ended up flirting with this women. She was doing the check me out but looks away when I looked at her thing. We talked about typical stranger stuff. The weather, how much we dont like doing laundry. She kept playing with her hair and laughing a little too much at my jokes. Downside, she was married and has a kid, but it was fun.
This kind of shit doesnt happen to me. Usually I walk around trying to be part of the background, just another face in the crowd. The past few days I walk in somewhere like I own the place. This level of self-confidence is a fairly foreign thing for me.
Other good things that happened this week. I got a kick-ass deal on a leather coat. It was a $100 dollar jacket; I got to for $40. The double secret cool thing this is that this is the same jacket I almost paid full price for when we got them in.
Ive been exercising more. I follow the sidewalks around the mall by my place; its a 1.7 mile walk. Ive been doing it 3 or 4 times a week. Since the beginning of February Ive lost almost 30 pounds. Its true what they say about eating healthier and exercise.
My week with Photo customers.
Its that time of year where the ladies start wearing short shorts and tank tops. Its also the start of that special time of year when I can see right down their shirts when they are bent over filling out an envelope for there order. I am only human. If there is a boob just hanging there and I can see it, I have to look. You would too.
My favorite junior lesbian has a girlfriend. Im happy for her; shes a nice kid.
Foot fetish guy was in. He has apparently found some women to model for him. Now he is putting together little scenes. The most disturbing being her foot smashing tuna fish. Hello, is there a shrink in the house.
White trash lady brought in some film of her taking it up the butt by some guy who is not her husband. Trouble may be a-brewing at the circle K trailer estate.
Im going to go see Kill Bill vol.2 on Friday. If I have time I want to go see Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind again. I love that movie. Go watch it if you havent seen it yet.
My advice to everyone this weekend is this: Dont insert anything into your vagina or rectum that you are not 100% positive you can get back out. No one in the ER will believe you accidentally sat on a light bulb and got it stuck up your butt. Nuff said, go in peace.
I got contacts this week. Ive had to wear glasses since I was 16. Gotta tell you, Im loving them. Ive had so many people stop and tell me how pretty my eyes are Ive lost count.
The other day I was at a store and I got a box biscuit mix off a high shelf for this old women. The patted my hand and said, You have such pretty eyes, baby. Youre a good boy. It was really sweet.
Its been a huge ego boost. People have been checking me out. By people I mean women. That and the gay guy at Kroger who has a crush on me.
I was at the laundry mat last night and I ended up flirting with this women. She was doing the check me out but looks away when I looked at her thing. We talked about typical stranger stuff. The weather, how much we dont like doing laundry. She kept playing with her hair and laughing a little too much at my jokes. Downside, she was married and has a kid, but it was fun.
This kind of shit doesnt happen to me. Usually I walk around trying to be part of the background, just another face in the crowd. The past few days I walk in somewhere like I own the place. This level of self-confidence is a fairly foreign thing for me.
Other good things that happened this week. I got a kick-ass deal on a leather coat. It was a $100 dollar jacket; I got to for $40. The double secret cool thing this is that this is the same jacket I almost paid full price for when we got them in.
Ive been exercising more. I follow the sidewalks around the mall by my place; its a 1.7 mile walk. Ive been doing it 3 or 4 times a week. Since the beginning of February Ive lost almost 30 pounds. Its true what they say about eating healthier and exercise.
My week with Photo customers.
Its that time of year where the ladies start wearing short shorts and tank tops. Its also the start of that special time of year when I can see right down their shirts when they are bent over filling out an envelope for there order. I am only human. If there is a boob just hanging there and I can see it, I have to look. You would too.
My favorite junior lesbian has a girlfriend. Im happy for her; shes a nice kid.
Foot fetish guy was in. He has apparently found some women to model for him. Now he is putting together little scenes. The most disturbing being her foot smashing tuna fish. Hello, is there a shrink in the house.
White trash lady brought in some film of her taking it up the butt by some guy who is not her husband. Trouble may be a-brewing at the circle K trailer estate.
Im going to go see Kill Bill vol.2 on Friday. If I have time I want to go see Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind again. I love that movie. Go watch it if you havent seen it yet.
My advice to everyone this weekend is this: Dont insert anything into your vagina or rectum that you are not 100% positive you can get back out. No one in the ER will believe you accidentally sat on a light bulb and got it stuck up your butt. Nuff said, go in peace.
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also. I tried contacts too. but the didnt work. wrong prescription or something. but the doc wouldnt do anything about it so for the last couple years I've beens tuck w/no glasses and contacts I cant wear!