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I saw these two little girls today that made me laugh. The older one, thing one, was about four. The younger one, thing two, was around three.
Thing one was holding a baby blanket, thing two went off her nut and started crying and screaming because she wanted the blanket. Mom took the blanket away from thing one and gave it to thing two. Thing two shut up. It was like a switch, waterworks off, boom.
Thing one started crying because it was her blanket. When mom wasnt looking, thing two stuck out her tongue at thing one. She was some little actress; she scrunched up her face and really sold it. Moms back is turned, so what does thing one do? She flips thing two the bird.
Thing two starts to do this grand march, really pumping her legs like shes in a parade. Thing one comes up behind her and pushes her down, flat on her face. Mom turns around to see why thing two is screaming again. Thing one points to her sister and says, Momma, she fell down.
Thing two is pointing at thing one saying she pushed her. Mom stands her up and tells her to be more careful. A few minutes pass and there is peace.
Until, thing one gets in the kiddy cart and sets where thing two wants to set. Cue the waterworks, Niagara Falls. Mom tells thing one to move so her sister can set where she wants. Thing two refuses. Mom grabs her and jerks her over into the other seat. Victory for thing two, out comes the tongue and scrunched up face.
Thing two is standing on the seat in the kiddy cart. Mom keeps telling her to sit down or she will fall. Mom looks away, cut to thing one pushing thing two out of the cart. Thing one flips thing two off again. It was mean, but as God is my witness, it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Thing two is on the floor crying. Mom, who has had it, turns around with anger and defeat in her eyes and says, Thats it, were leaving.
Thing one not missing a beat says, Momma, she fell down again.
Should these two survive each other, God help the boys they grow up to date.
I saw these two little girls today that made me laugh. The older one, thing one, was about four. The younger one, thing two, was around three.
Thing one was holding a baby blanket, thing two went off her nut and started crying and screaming because she wanted the blanket. Mom took the blanket away from thing one and gave it to thing two. Thing two shut up. It was like a switch, waterworks off, boom.
Thing one started crying because it was her blanket. When mom wasnt looking, thing two stuck out her tongue at thing one. She was some little actress; she scrunched up her face and really sold it. Moms back is turned, so what does thing one do? She flips thing two the bird.
Thing two starts to do this grand march, really pumping her legs like shes in a parade. Thing one comes up behind her and pushes her down, flat on her face. Mom turns around to see why thing two is screaming again. Thing one points to her sister and says, Momma, she fell down.
Thing two is pointing at thing one saying she pushed her. Mom stands her up and tells her to be more careful. A few minutes pass and there is peace.
Until, thing one gets in the kiddy cart and sets where thing two wants to set. Cue the waterworks, Niagara Falls. Mom tells thing one to move so her sister can set where she wants. Thing two refuses. Mom grabs her and jerks her over into the other seat. Victory for thing two, out comes the tongue and scrunched up face.
Thing two is standing on the seat in the kiddy cart. Mom keeps telling her to sit down or she will fall. Mom looks away, cut to thing one pushing thing two out of the cart. Thing one flips thing two off again. It was mean, but as God is my witness, it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Thing two is on the floor crying. Mom, who has had it, turns around with anger and defeat in her eyes and says, Thats it, were leaving.
Thing one not missing a beat says, Momma, she fell down again.
Should these two survive each other, God help the boys they grow up to date.
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oh, and mad will- too bad your parnets didnt have your point of view huh? hehehehe just kidding