Today was a fun day. Ninedayjane and I are working the same shifts this week, so we get to hang out and B.S. all day.
Today there was a guy that came in wearing thin shorts and no underwear. She pointed this out to me because her appeared to be sporting a chubby. When you looked at him from the side he defiantly had some wood going on. You could have tossed your coat over it and had it hang there. We named him Meat Hook.
We then spent most of the day passing judgment on everyone who walked past my counter. We decided that we should have God like powers that we could use for our own amusement. Nasty customer comes up; they spend the rest of the day farting. Nasty smelly unwashed person comes through, the crotch of their underwear would rot away everyday until they learn to clean themselves.
With my powers I decided that for the good of all of us, there are just some people who shouldnt be aloud to reproduce. Whenever one walked past, I would point and say Sterile.
Then of course there were some people we were going to make their clothes disappear. Why, you ask? Because when we get together we turn into 10 year olds.
God help mankind should we be given these powers.
Ive decided that I need to find a way to bottle Janes pheromones. I swear this girl is walking Spanish fly when it comes to the ladies. Im convinced that she could walk into a room full of strait girls and walk out with some ready to switch teams. I told her that from now on, whenever I got out Im coming over to see her and she has to rub herself all over my body.
Im hungry so Im going to cut it off here. Im still working on getting some new pics up. Ive got pics of my tattoos and recent pictures of myself to share.
One last thing. I was at K B Toys this weekend and I freaked out a soccer mom on her cell phone. The store in the mall by my place is going out of business. 40 to 60% off, the place was packed. This women pushed me out of her way twice. The first time she just pushed me aside and walked past. I thought how fucking rude, but let it go. The second time she put her hand in the middle of my chest and pushed me backwords. The whole time she on her cell. I couldnt believe she did it again, and shot her a dirty look.
She tried to do it a third time. I had had it with this woman at this point. She was reaching to push me when I leaned in and said, I wouldnt do that again. I said it loud enough for everyone around us to here it. At first she was going to sat something, she looked pissed, but I locked eye with her and starred her down. I dont think shell be pushing strangers around anytime soon.
Today there was a guy that came in wearing thin shorts and no underwear. She pointed this out to me because her appeared to be sporting a chubby. When you looked at him from the side he defiantly had some wood going on. You could have tossed your coat over it and had it hang there. We named him Meat Hook.
We then spent most of the day passing judgment on everyone who walked past my counter. We decided that we should have God like powers that we could use for our own amusement. Nasty customer comes up; they spend the rest of the day farting. Nasty smelly unwashed person comes through, the crotch of their underwear would rot away everyday until they learn to clean themselves.
With my powers I decided that for the good of all of us, there are just some people who shouldnt be aloud to reproduce. Whenever one walked past, I would point and say Sterile.
Then of course there were some people we were going to make their clothes disappear. Why, you ask? Because when we get together we turn into 10 year olds.
God help mankind should we be given these powers.
Ive decided that I need to find a way to bottle Janes pheromones. I swear this girl is walking Spanish fly when it comes to the ladies. Im convinced that she could walk into a room full of strait girls and walk out with some ready to switch teams. I told her that from now on, whenever I got out Im coming over to see her and she has to rub herself all over my body.
Im hungry so Im going to cut it off here. Im still working on getting some new pics up. Ive got pics of my tattoos and recent pictures of myself to share.
One last thing. I was at K B Toys this weekend and I freaked out a soccer mom on her cell phone. The store in the mall by my place is going out of business. 40 to 60% off, the place was packed. This women pushed me out of her way twice. The first time she just pushed me aside and walked past. I thought how fucking rude, but let it go. The second time she put her hand in the middle of my chest and pushed me backwords. The whole time she on her cell. I couldnt believe she did it again, and shot her a dirty look.
She tried to do it a third time. I had had it with this woman at this point. She was reaching to push me when I leaned in and said, I wouldnt do that again. I said it loud enough for everyone around us to here it. At first she was going to sat something, she looked pissed, but I locked eye with her and starred her down. I dont think shell be pushing strangers around anytime soon.
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(whatever she puts on, works on me too.... *swoon* )