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Island of Misfit Toys

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Tuesday Mar 02, 2004

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This just isnt my month for women. My size Barbie just dumped me for Bridget the Midget. I must be blind, I didnt see it coming.

Developed some pictures for a lady who just got back from Honduras. She was there working as a nurse. One of the pics was some guy who had a hernia the size of a small watermelon. Trust me on this one folks, you do not want to get sick and end up in a hospital in Honduras.

I was going to do an update of my Users Guide to Lightbulbjack, but I'm tired, so maybe tomorrow.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King.

ooo aaa
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willdabeast:
hmm and don't buy watermelons from honduras.....
Mar 2, 2004
lastbadger:
I find that second line highly confusing.
Mar 2, 2004

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