lightbulbjack

Ok, so today at work some really annoying women didnt believe me when I told her it was Feb 29th. She said there were only 28 days in Feb. I said normally yes, but this is a leap year. Her response to that was, Theres no such thing, youre making that up.

This went on for a while. Eventually I got her to leave. She was pissed because I thought she was ignorant. What would ever make me think that?

I have a few questions about my life. If you have anythought on them please feel free to answer.

Why is it that I always fall for women that are unobtainable?
Why is it that ugly people always seem to have a significant other? And why is it that they always have 5 little toad-faced children?
Why is it that in the past 3 weeks, Ive been asked out for dinner and drinks by 2 different gay guys?

I would ask what the meaning of life is, but I dont feel like having everyone tell me 42. Besides I think the meaning of life is different for each person. I saw a Twilight Zone where someone found out the meaning of life. Everyone that heard what it was went insane. It was a cool episode.

Im rambling, sorry.