lightbulbjack

If I were a cheese I would be smoked Gouda. Not everyones cup of tea, but sophisticated and elitist.

Im thinking of chucking everything in my life and taking to the highways and byways of this great country and becoming the first prop comic serial killer. Carrot Top, Im putting you on notice. That goes for you to Gallagher.

I might include clowns in my killing spree, you know just to mix things up and bring some much-needed levity to my mission.

I like drugs. Drugs make my life so much better.