life_test_dummy

2:30 am... Thursday morning... I just finished watching the Chronicals of Narnia - The Lion the Witch and The Wardrobe. It got me thinking, if I were to step into a magical wardrobe, what would be inside? Dead hookers? My secret stash of drugs and guns? Or maybe my own fantasy world filled with gnomes, elves.... girls with large breasts who dispense the best beer from their pretty pink nipples... I'd call this place... Heaven... imagine what your own personal heaven would be like... a liquor store on every corner, fully stocked with flaming hot cheetos and guiness. Bars open 24 hours a day where they would only allow girls I thought were hot inside. Girls were always drunk enough to want to do me... but never too drunk to have a nights full of passionate sex with a fat mexican. Girls would wouldnt mind my small penis, because they were amazed by how funny I was (and I have the only penis in a trillion miles) Girls who would obey my every command and wish. I could summon midgets to dance on my order, and have the deftones play at all of my parties. Id probably get bored with it.