Here's something unique about me: I like to do home surgery. And I don't have any of the proper tools, either. I can burn off a wart with a soldering iron, pull teeth with needlenose pliers, and once when I needed to slice open my own eyelid, I just stuck in a needle and kept ripping until the hole was big enough. And I know...
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cad:
wow, havn't you been keeping up with your cantonal health insurance? Swiss hospitals are well plush. I've become a health tourist here.
ironbhr:
fix my bunyons then bake me cookies? shit! multi tasking momma! you sound like as much of a catch as i am... 
It seems my ex-boyfriend is finally dating someone who doesn't look just like me.
It's like I (not to mention all the girls on the west coast who look like me) am finally free.
p.s. Look here.
It's like I (not to mention all the girls on the west coast who look like me) am finally free.
p.s. Look here.
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magnadolce:
...sigh... Is your ex an alien? 
All my exes do in fact live in Texas.
I gotta get out of here.
All my exes do in fact live in Texas.
I gotta get out of here.
hypercrew:
No one here looks like you, especially since you moved away.
I don't sleep anymore. 
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aamichael112:
yeah....i guess that could pose a problem to those not blessed with teleportation
speedphreak:
Yea, I'm not big on habits either.
The assholiness thing is kinda like the frog story. If you put a frog in a pan of boiling water he'll jump out immediately.......BUT, if you put him in a pan of cold water and slowly turn up the heat, he will stay in the pan until he boils to death.
If the change is gradual enough either you don't notice it or you keep justifying the little changes to yourself. A little change is not big deal. Problem is that by the time it get to that point that you take notice of it.....it's too late. It's already gotten out of control.
The assholiness thing is kinda like the frog story. If you put a frog in a pan of boiling water he'll jump out immediately.......BUT, if you put him in a pan of cold water and slowly turn up the heat, he will stay in the pan until he boils to death.
If the change is gradual enough either you don't notice it or you keep justifying the little changes to yourself. A little change is not big deal. Problem is that by the time it get to that point that you take notice of it.....it's too late. It's already gotten out of control.
It's just hot, and that's it. It's too hot to form more than two sentences, in fact. 
edit: As hot as it is, it is not even close to as hot as this.
edit: As hot as it is, it is not even close to as hot as this.
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acidevangelist:
Saw you mentioned on the "pounce" thread, so i had to come see for myself. OMG, pb is right, you are amazing...
magnadolce:
I just LOVE broiled librarian! It's the perfect dish to serve with toasted Goodboy and cream of SG.
Fucking delectable.
Fucking delectable.
It's too hot to breathe, I have a driveway full of puke, and I am a happy, happy girl. 
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magnadolce:
Yes! We could marvel at the seven of the world!
hyenahell:
it's so fucking hot here... i can't wait for the rain to come!
I have been up since 3 am worrying about all kinds of stupid crap not worth worrying about. Where is the pencil sharpener? When was the last time I made cherry-peach pie? Why has my friend taken up golf? Do I have a Blockbuster membership? How do I adjust the sprinkler system? What was my old phone number? My mind won't shut up.
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siqkat:
Strongmen names must be hard to say and for that matter spell. Off to dinner, going to lift heavy thing tomorrow. Not that exciting, wish it was 
magnadolce:
Dull as in a "boring person," or dull as in "you've already had one too many scotches and your mind is now as sharp as a bowling ball?"
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hellbilly:
Pie fixes everything. Or so I've heard. 
machiavel:
lovely
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speedphreak:
I got some sun this weekend as well. Don't think it was too bad although it is flaking a bit. I don't tan well anyways, I usually burn, peel, and then I'm white again. It's a never ending cycle all summer long......
vauxilary:
you're so gorgeous!
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hellbilly:
Oh right, pictures....
catiedid:
pictures...did someone say pictures...i think it only fair if there is picture exchanging going on you share with the group!!
Happy Monday Lovely!
Happy Monday Lovely!
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pb:
oh yeah
poor sucker my arse.
-pb
poor sucker my arse.
-pb
pb:
um, DT?
okay. have fun with that, whatever it is. i'm going to have a bit more sheepish fun with my bottle then todder off to bed...you know, east coast and thing and all....
--pb
okay. have fun with that, whatever it is. i'm going to have a bit more sheepish fun with my bottle then todder off to bed...you know, east coast and thing and all....
--pb