librarian

did you buy me anything?
i need new slacks

I am pretty domesticated, especially for a drunk Irish boy. The only task I abhore is ironing, it is the devil's work. The DEVIL'S WORK, I tell ya!!!!!

P.S. - I - HAVE - BEEN - DRINKING

No right answer. I usually just leave it for a while but this sounds a bit more complex than that solution.
I had a complex problem today, got on SG, saw your shoes, giggled a little and came up with a solution. I guess I got my mind off of it and the answer came out, if there is an answer that might work.
Oh, my b-day night was great
Have you ever been to Fort Worth, TX?

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sometimes I wonder if there are any right answers. I feel like I am playing a game where I don't know the rules or even the goal, I just have nothing else I can play. It gets to the point where I feel so disconnected from the world around me that I wonder if it is all real. If I turn the corner fast enough, will I see the static where a section of the world hasn't been set into place yet?
Love is like an anchor, something to hold on to when nothing else makes sense. The world needs more love.

When I put it for sale. Remember the blue grassy one I told you to listen to months ago? We recorded it and it sounds like a million. You can't help but grab a washboard or do the ham-bone.

I'm sending you an email in a few minutes...

how ya doing honey? i hope all is well

Have a great weekend, honey!

The leopard print one would match my living room. It would make a good couch covering.

I'm going to make a library out of my bedroom. Would you want to be my librarian?

Whew, finally! Now I can get some sleep.
Crisis passed, nothing to see here, folks!

indeed! i'm the girl that still cries over sweet home alabama after how may hundreds of viewings?

so... what the fuck am i gonna wear on the plane?

He looks tired. I am too. Want to call in sick for me?

No, those say "Catch me if you can".

Come to think of it, why is a cats crap ornery?

Maybe the fat ornery man will take you out to eat cake or pie - and LOTS OF IT!

Dada made me pee my pants when I was a youngster.
...and yesterday too.
Pee smells.



Humpy?

dada gave me the clap and never even called the next day

makes me smile.

Yeah I started smoking when I was 12. Quit at 20. Started up again at 37. Sounds pretty ridiculous doesnt it? ahhh but there were reasons. good ones at the time I thought.

Killer Cow Girl (hmm, or is it cowgirl, shit, i need a dictionary)