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Well, normally I don't think of myself as a confrontational person, but today I discovered that if I am cornered, I WILL FUCK YOU UP, you chipmunk-faced cunt!

So, tonight, as I come down from my adrenaline rush, I am happy knowing I am turning into a tough old broad. Makes life seem sweeter.

smile
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catiedid:
you kick ass honey!!!!! give me some of your strength please!!
and my hair looks fantastic!!
toothless:
as stated in the 7-03-04 entry, i just woke up.
buuuut... "you chipmunk-faced cunt!" made me snort toothpaste flavored water out of my nose.

thank you.
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ironbhr:
poor boy....shame he didn't end up with someone straightlaced and non-psycho looking...oh wait he's 14 ...fucking lucky bastard! skull
catiedid:
hello lovely, nice shoes!! kiss
Fear not, there will be no bang teasing in my future. I will fly back to DC for a decent cut and color if I have to!!
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trajan:
Well, I'd tell Ms. Kidman that's the brakes. Being as successful as she's been so far, I'd put money on the assumption she'll find someone quicker than a lot of the average joes with broken/lonely hearts out there.
hyenahell:
hmmm. rich, beautiful, talented and famous.... i have absolutly no pity for her! wink
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I have the migraine from hell. I think it would feel better to pick my left eyeball out with a ball-point pen. I can't see out of it, anyway. puke puke
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cad:
ah continuing on the librarian's course of auto-surgery.
Is that a Mee-graine or a my-graine?
You still look young and hip and you have a great pair of trousers in that torso picture
acidevangelist:
You need somebody to rub you temples for you.
I can be on the next flight out...
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I haven't seen her in a year, and I just found out my sister is coming from LA to see me next week!! biggrin


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magnadolce:
I'm 6' even. You?
magnadolce:
The taller the chic, the uh... well generally the... 'bigger' she is. You know, taller chics are just a little 'wider' in the parts that feel better when they're smaller or... tighter.
Kapish? wink


I know from experience dude. One of my exes is 6'2". I de-virginated her and it felt like a California Redwood had been there before me.
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siqkat:
About the shoes. Can you click them and say "there is no place so I roam". Was off-line for a few days. Sketchy using the computer at work. Oh, I always wanted my hair to look like that of Europe's. smile
trajan:
Well, if we're going down that road, then how about this:

Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck... it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings hom her pay
For love - for love
She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it a shot
We're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer
Tommy got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used
To make it talk - so tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers: Baby it's okay, someday
We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it a shot
We're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer
We've got to hold on ready or not
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got
We're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer

Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer
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love I'm happy. love
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samanthakayne:
see, i don't happen to know that particular feller, . yummy for you!!!

love the shoes, btw.

i need to go shoe shopping, if i ever intend to wear my summer picnic dress.
samanthakayne:
i was so ticked at your thrift store dress story... i've done that same damn thing... 'hmm... does the smell outweigh the entertainment? or just add to it?' wink
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Ever feel like you're on the verge of something?
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samanthakayne:
oh! shocked

blush

kiss love kiss
magnadolce:
If it deals with getting to dry-hump a girl that I work with, no.

I don't care much for being on the verge of anything. It tends to give me hard-ons at the most inopportune moments...
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I've been struck by lightning. love
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dr_ew:
Lightning is good. smile Comes in fast and leaves you all tingly.
trajan:
Depends on what type of food you're looking for. smile
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Lately I like to go to thrift stores, buy big, swishy polyester dresses (I call them "Mrs. Ropers"), and wear them day and night.

They just make me feel like a hot old lady. Especially with plastic bracelets.

blush
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acidevangelist:
Naked is always good, but it was the smile and the
eyes that knocked me out. love love
trajan:
Yeah, I can understand what you mean. I have a friend who's going out of her mind while she's staying here. She's going to get out as soon as she can get back on her feet.
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Here's something unique about me: I like to do home surgery. And I don't have any of the proper tools, either. I can burn off a wart with a soldering iron, pull teeth with needlenose pliers, and once when I needed to slice open my own eyelid, I just stuck in a needle and kept ripping until the hole was big enough. And I know...
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cad:
wow, havn't you been keeping up with your cantonal health insurance? Swiss hospitals are well plush. I've become a health tourist here.
ironbhr:
fix my bunyons then bake me cookies? shit! multi tasking momma! you sound like as much of a catch as i am... skull
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It seems my ex-boyfriend is finally dating someone who doesn't look just like me.

It's like I (not to mention all the girls on the west coast who look like me) am finally free.

biggrin



p.s. Look here.
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magnadolce:
...sigh... Is your ex an alien? EL SUICIDO LOCO

All my exes do in fact live in Texas.
I gotta get out of here. shocked eeek confused whatever
hypercrew:
No one here looks like you, especially since you moved away.