My brain is currently running at some break-neck dope user's pace. To what to attribute this with I'm unsure, but you've been warned. (most certainly not dope)
Remember the cunt from my housecall blog? Well she made a proper asshole out of me and posted a glowing review of my services on Yelp. Pretty sure she's still a cunt though.
My personal life is still really fucked. Oh well.
I've decided that candied ginger tastes too much like rosemary to be considered candy.
I miss my shoe collection. I went out for retail therapy with a girl I work with and my feet are so large nothing fits them. Transvestites need fancy shoes too you know, I'm not the only one looking for the pumps in an 11.
I'm getting sick of explaining that kiwi is so named because she is my sister's cat. The neighbor's keep expecting her to be named Crookshanks or Uriel or something. [the other 2 are named Hermoine and Azrael] This Kiwi cat also looks like a grey.
I miss my dog. At least it's raining now.
Remember the cunt from my housecall blog? Well she made a proper asshole out of me and posted a glowing review of my services on Yelp. Pretty sure she's still a cunt though.
My personal life is still really fucked. Oh well.
I've decided that candied ginger tastes too much like rosemary to be considered candy.
I miss my shoe collection. I went out for retail therapy with a girl I work with and my feet are so large nothing fits them. Transvestites need fancy shoes too you know, I'm not the only one looking for the pumps in an 11.
I'm getting sick of explaining that kiwi is so named because she is my sister's cat. The neighbor's keep expecting her to be named Crookshanks or Uriel or something. [the other 2 are named Hermoine and Azrael] This Kiwi cat also looks like a grey.
I miss my dog. At least it's raining now.
would you?