Last night my roomie and I stepped out for pizza when the following occurred:
"Hey, Cammie, you got your keys, right?"
"uh...no, I thought you did"
ME: "FUCK!"
I had to sleep on the most god aweful couch, woke to go to a new job looking like shit and on the way home saw the fucking hotest little punk boy,
so hot and gave him...
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