Good god some of the message boards I belong to are so fuckin funny....
"Oh... I just remembered the ultimate dumping at work story.
In the last hospital I worked at there was this security guard guy that had to go 350 bills easy. He would go down to this bathroom in the basement every morning and blast off. He'd hit the bowl hard, and the bathroom was located right next to the elavator shaft. The vacuum created by the elevator going up would suck his funk up into the elevator shaft, and when the elevator went back down it would pump the stank throughout the entire hospital. The dude did his business every morning after his coffee break like clockwork, and the hospital staff took to setting their watches based on the arrival the vile stench in their departments.
The guy knew full well what was up, and forget being embarrassed, he was proud as punch . You gotta respect that. You know I gave him mad props whenever I greeted him in the halls."
"Oh... I just remembered the ultimate dumping at work story.
In the last hospital I worked at there was this security guard guy that had to go 350 bills easy. He would go down to this bathroom in the basement every morning and blast off. He'd hit the bowl hard, and the bathroom was located right next to the elavator shaft. The vacuum created by the elevator going up would suck his funk up into the elevator shaft, and when the elevator went back down it would pump the stank throughout the entire hospital. The dude did his business every morning after his coffee break like clockwork, and the hospital staff took to setting their watches based on the arrival the vile stench in their departments.
The guy knew full well what was up, and forget being embarrassed, he was proud as punch . You gotta respect that. You know I gave him mad props whenever I greeted him in the halls."