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lexie

Boston, Massachusetts

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Friday Feb 04, 2005

Feb 4, 2005
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This is one of my new favorite pick up lines.

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

I bet that would get me some points with the ladies. miao!! Do you have any good cheesy pick up lines? Spill it, noww!

Now before picture time. I have a story.

While out and about today I decided to stop at Burger King and get a whopper, why? Because I love them and all their disgustingness. Once I got home and began to eat my whopper, I noticed that the large chunk of ONION (puke ) located on my whopper was oddly shaped. As I investigated it more, I realized what it looked like.

A vagina. Disregard the red stuff, its ketchup you perverts.

Daily journal update photo(s):

(I deleted the second photo due to extreme scaryness on my part.)
Things to note about photos.
1. I bought that ugly brown shirt at kfart, and I like it. I wear it with black shoes and I don't care tongue
2. My head is not that large. It seems as though my hair is eating my head.

While escorting my mom to her 5 million doctor appointments the other day, I stole a National Geographic from the hospital. blush Why would I do such a thing? Let me explain. It had an article, complete with pull out pretty pictures, of Great White Sharks. love It also had a map pointing out where the most frequent sightings of them were. Cape Cod being one of those spots. For some reason I found this hysterical and I laughed, to the point of tears mind you, on the phone with boy over this.

I just won the most hideous cricket green leggings on eBay. I love ugly clothes. (see brown shirt above for further proof)

So taking the lead from LillithVain, who wants a valentine from me? kiss If you email me your address (lexiecide at yahoo dot com) I will be sure to send you out a little something. And if anyone wishes to send me a valentine, that'd be super too. I like crayon drawings and mixed cds.

I stuck a crayon up my nose when I was little. It almost got stuck there.

I grew up watching horror movies. Instead of getting a babysitter, my dad would rent all sorts of gorey movies and let me watch them all night. At 5, Exorcist was my favorite.

My first 'sexual' encounter was with a female. We'd play bondage secretary. I was 10 and always the dom wink

I've bruised my cervix from too much lovin.

I'm a bitter little girl, who hates more than she loves. When life gives me lemons I make lemginas and spit in it.

I peed in a catbox while intoxicated at one point.

I like to run from things.

I got my car stuck in my driveway earlier today. Instead of tryin to unstickafy it, I slammed my door and yelled at it. I almost fell on my ass in the process.

aww i've interrupted happy time.

I'm going to leave you with my tits and say goodnight. kiss
VIEW 25 of 41 COMMENTS
kelland:
I like your hair. It doesn't make you head look ridiculously large, either. It seems to complement your face very well.

I need new hair. Mine just makes my face look longer than it already is.
Feb 8, 2005
jinxi:
Just thinking of you and wanted to say HI! smile

Happy Tuesday, sweetie!

Winx from Jinxi wink
Feb 8, 2005

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