Last night I went to CU Boulder to visit my friend VD. Yes I said VD, his last name is Van Dam, hush. It was pretty boring for awhile until we decided that we would go to Taco Bell. Sooo we were sitting in Taco Bell waiting for my friend Sara to get her food and Megan and I started a mild sauce war. We almost hit some people standing in line but the packets narrowly missed them. Phew. As we were leaving Sara yells ,"Vagina! I love eating vagina!" Everyone in Taco Bell stared and some dude was like ,"What?!" Sara tried to explain as we left but the guy was more concerned with the fact that a hot chick in TB just said she loves to eat vagina.
We next made our way over to Starbucks and as we were ordering drinks Sara and I yell, "Vagina! I love eating vagina!" Everyone busted up laughing. Then Sara and I looked at each other (some college dudes were scoping us from across the shop) and decided that we shouldn't say that in public places. We went back to the dorms for awhile and were walking through the hallway when VD goes, "Cuntbag." Of course you can't hear someone say cuntbag and not ask why that person just said that. VD really had no idea why he said it but as we walked through the hallway we saw an empty bag. As I walked by I was like, "Hey VD look a cuntbag!" VD was taking a drink of his Carmel Mocha and spit it out all over the wall. It was amazing.
When we got to VD's dorm we were bored again. VD suggested we go to the sex shop and we started makng our way back to the car. We got in the car and blasted Streetlight Manifesto. VD and I sat in the back and skanked. We finally pulled into the parking lot of Fascinations and whipped out our IDs. For those of you who don't know....the Fascinations in Boulder is huge. It is awesome. We looked around at books, candy, DVDs (one of which I almost bought) and spanked each other with paddles. OH! and tasted lube. There was one kind (the brand I forget) that was Strawberry Champagne flavoured. It was orgasmic.
We left the sex shop and went to VD's friends dorm and watched the new episode of South Park. It was alright. After South Park ended we sat in VD's dorm and listened to him scratch. We got tired of that quickly and so we decided to watch porn. Now, in his room there is no tv so all four of us gathered around his computer and watched Eat That Pussy!. Some of the girls were hot but most had weird tits or looked old. Then they brought out the double sided dildo and all our eyes were glued to the screen. Then they started moaning really loud the whole "OH! Ah ah ah fuck ah!" and VD's roomie walks in. He set down his bag and left. All four of us busted up laughing soooo hard that we had to stop the movie and laugh for about 10 minutes.
Ahhh the joys of porn.
I went home about 1-ish and got on here. I went to sleep around 6am this morning but had a difficult time sleeping because I didn't hear my bedtime song
Anyway.... that was hell long. Bye!
We next made our way over to Starbucks and as we were ordering drinks Sara and I yell, "Vagina! I love eating vagina!" Everyone busted up laughing. Then Sara and I looked at each other (some college dudes were scoping us from across the shop) and decided that we shouldn't say that in public places. We went back to the dorms for awhile and were walking through the hallway when VD goes, "Cuntbag." Of course you can't hear someone say cuntbag and not ask why that person just said that. VD really had no idea why he said it but as we walked through the hallway we saw an empty bag. As I walked by I was like, "Hey VD look a cuntbag!" VD was taking a drink of his Carmel Mocha and spit it out all over the wall. It was amazing.
When we got to VD's dorm we were bored again. VD suggested we go to the sex shop and we started makng our way back to the car. We got in the car and blasted Streetlight Manifesto. VD and I sat in the back and skanked. We finally pulled into the parking lot of Fascinations and whipped out our IDs. For those of you who don't know....the Fascinations in Boulder is huge. It is awesome. We looked around at books, candy, DVDs (one of which I almost bought) and spanked each other with paddles. OH! and tasted lube. There was one kind (the brand I forget) that was Strawberry Champagne flavoured. It was orgasmic.
We left the sex shop and went to VD's friends dorm and watched the new episode of South Park. It was alright. After South Park ended we sat in VD's dorm and listened to him scratch. We got tired of that quickly and so we decided to watch porn. Now, in his room there is no tv so all four of us gathered around his computer and watched Eat That Pussy!. Some of the girls were hot but most had weird tits or looked old. Then they brought out the double sided dildo and all our eyes were glued to the screen. Then they started moaning really loud the whole "OH! Ah ah ah fuck ah!" and VD's roomie walks in. He set down his bag and left. All four of us busted up laughing soooo hard that we had to stop the movie and laugh for about 10 minutes.
Ahhh the joys of porn.
I went home about 1-ish and got on here. I went to sleep around 6am this morning but had a difficult time sleeping because I didn't hear my bedtime song
Anyway.... that was hell long. Bye!
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Those are fun...so are strip clubs.
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