Last night, I has four glass of wine and got kinda of drunk. Passed out around 11:00 PM and got up 4:30 (that is the normal time for me because I work at 6:00 AM). Anyways, I am headed for the City of Sin to play some craps and slots. It should be a fun weekend.
jonasgrumby:
Just don't crap in the slots and you'll be fine... 
grinningator:
wine, crap, slots, sounds like a wonderful combination if you owned a winery! first you plant the grapevines in the ground, then you fertilize them with crap, then you make a lattice and thread them thru the slots, and then you whine and say crap when one of your vines dies, but then you nurture the other vines with grapes, and when they become ripe, you pick the grapes, then squeeze the crap out of them, and the juice runs out of the slots, and into the bottle where it ferments until it becomes wine! It is a vicious circle of wine, crap, and slots! It never ends! 
LMAO ~~~~,~~,`< The Gator
LMAO ~~~~,~~,`< The Gator