why is that every time I spark up a doob nature calls?!?!?!?!? like seriously I could be fine all day not have eaten a thing and boob as soon as I even put it in my mouth I'm effed.
(side note I do know why lol its just so damn frustrating)
my favorite thing as a woman is undressing is when she slowly pulls her panties off and they lightly cling to her lips right before they pop off fully. it's like a lil tease in the mix of it all.
had to shave, my beard has to many white haired patches...looks like I have lyme disease lol. looks like i'm never to have a beard again :( *sniff sniff
I just tried shoveling a path around the cars and the front porch and by the time I came back to the house you couldn't see any path...fuuuuuck you winter
not sure if this would be considered a super power but I totally wish I could breath out my ears :D
