leviathin

so this last few months are starting to make think nature is pissed at me lol. march a coopers hawk attacked me at my job...the other day i get home to find a starling spazzing out in my room......sigh, there was poop errrvrywhere and feathers, poor thing must have flown in as i was rushing out the door in the morning, i tried getting pics but obviously it wouldnt sit still. so dads like...grab it. i look at him like wtf?...so i say you grab it i dont deal well with birds flying at my face....needless to say i lost the paper rock scisors. so i get my jacket on put my glasses on and mits, i look like i should be going to the artic at this point and at this time i had chased it and locked it in the bathroom. with my trusty towel in hand i embark on a mission that could be my last :S . i open the door and the little fucker rushes me! so after the 9th attempt i finaly get the towel over it and let it loose out side, all the time my dads pissing himself laughing at my ordeal. so yeah now im glad i got my new tattoo...suck it birds...suck it long and suck it hard. im waiting to see what may brings me lol. better not be a vulture, cause im fucked if that happens. have a great easter weekend peoples

heres some funny pics i found...