Question: How do blind people pick up their seeing eye dog's poo?
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cincity:
ewwww creepy!
Ode to Wine by Pablo Neruda
Day-colored wine,
night-colored wine,
wine with purple feet
or wine with topaz blood,
wine,
starry child
of earth,
wine, smooth
as a golden sword,
soft
as lascivious velvet,
wine, spiral-seashelled
and full of wonder,
amorous,
marine;
never has one goblet contained you,
one song, one man,
you are choral, gregarious,
at the least, you must be shared.
At times...
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Day-colored wine,
night-colored wine,
wine with purple feet
or wine with topaz blood,
wine,
starry child
of earth,
wine, smooth
as a golden sword,
soft
as lascivious velvet,
wine, spiral-seashelled
and full of wonder,
amorous,
marine;
never has one goblet contained you,
one song, one man,
you are choral, gregarious,
at the least, you must be shared.
At times...
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weso:
Hahaha nice. If my nuts climbed any higher into my body cavity, it would appead that I had two little knobs on the top of my skull almost appearing like mickey mouse ears (smaller of course).
maddigan:
Definitely! Do you want a panda hat? Cause I can do that. Or a devil hat, or a kitty hat (but I don't think that's a great fit for you somehow).
No, seriously. If you can give money for supplies (cause I'm a poor, very very poor college student) I can knock it out.
No, seriously. If you can give money for supplies (cause I'm a poor, very very poor college student) I can knock it out.
Go Jinxi!! She is on Wifeswap tonight. It's cracking me up...bible thumpers scare me...
luciefurr:
I can't wait to watch it!!!
onie:
so crazy.. wifeswap eh..
and thank you... your gonna make me all blushy and shit!
and thank you... your gonna make me all blushy and shit!
I am running on an hour and a half of sleep. I feel like death.
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panini:
i hope you get some zzzzzzzz's!
cincity:
Go To Bed Sleepyhead!!!
Happy Holidays everyone.
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weso:
Happy Holiday! 
onie:
hello beautiful.. i hope you had happy holidays!
Grr.
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luciefurr:
Happy Holidays!!! 
stitchy:
what you grr'in for grrrrl?
can't wait to see ya!
have a merry xmas jenjen!
xoxox
can't wait to see ya!
have a merry xmas jenjen!
xoxox
I am extremely tired and bored at work. I didn't sleep very well at all last night. I kept waking up for no reason, except for some text messages at 4am that I couldn't even read. I am feeling like I need an escape. Maybe a trip to LA or maybe I should go North, Portland or Seattle maybe? I don't know. I just need...
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tawnya:
You should totally go to Seattle. I bet I know a couple that could maybe put you up for a few days 
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_felix_:
Grandpa lives in rural Sebastopol. it's not far from wherre I live in Santa Rosa. we're countryfied up here. heh.
_felix_:
musta been Sushi Hana! love that place, esp $ sushi deals. My boyfriend and I actually use to live in Seb-town and I bartended at a restaurant there, it was nice, but we moved to a better place so I can't complain.
Ah gramps and his trusty rifle...I think he was reminising about the number of my mom's boyfriends he's scared the crap out of with that thing.
Ah gramps and his trusty rifle...I think he was reminising about the number of my mom's boyfriends he's scared the crap out of with that thing.
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stitchy:
he's dreaming about getting his balls back. get him some implants for gods sake! 
d_d:
Awe Klauss looks like my old dog Kerry, only she had no man bits to air but that was still her fav position.
hahah
is a good question