lessnessmen

not one of my best ones, but i thought the idea was great. somone sitting as a couch potato telling others what they should do. Note the FROGGER reference so you know I wrote this long long time ago


Armchair Enthusiast



Armchair enthusiast
What keeps you busiest?
'Lectronic volley ball; frog jumping on a log


Armchair activist
What keeps you safe from fits?
Codeine or Tylenol; red Phenobarbital

When he works, he works hard
When he does, he does well
When he sits, he sits loose
When he thinks,
He falls asleep in his armchair.

Armchair general
How ya keeping really swell?
Helping the troops stay home; guarding the goods you own

When he works, he works hard
When he does, he does well
When he sits, he sits loose
When he thinks,
He falls asleep in his armchair.

Armchair rational
How come only you can tell?
Others show and prove they do; usually you refuse the truth

When he works, he works hard
When he does, he does well
When he sits, he sits loose
When he thinks,
He falls asleep in his armchair.


WHG III