lessnessmen

two more billyrics 1984/2004 respectively

Better get a condom (safe sex sonnet)


Better get a condom
Before we go to far
Never thought we'd want one
Now a 'days can't be too sure
They use to be taboo
And kept back on the shelf
We have too much to lose
Especially our health
Gonna buy a condom
When we can raise the cash
Purple green and red ones
Gonna buy them by the batch
Got our self's a weekend
We'll utilize the loft
Save the bed for sleeping
The floor is where we'll toss
Better get a condom
Protection's only fair
Before we met our freedom
Could spoil how we care
Better safe then sorry
We're certainly not kids
Reading all the stories
And fearful of the risks
Better get a condom
Before we go to far
Never thought we'd need one
But you never can be sure


WHG III


TV Parka


It's not that cold out
The weatherman has sold out
He whispers in a bitter voice
"Autumn is the critic's choice,
You just must hold out
'Cause winter's on the invoice"

Have not seen snow yet
The weatherman he knows that
He promises some freezing sleet
Lucky me still sneezing deep
Shadows clearly show that
Groundhogs should be needing sleep

There's been no ice storm
The weatherman is nice/warm
He talks from his TV parka
Claiming that he's in the artic
"Spring is such a nice store
But winter is my chosen market"



WHG III