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Ooph... so my sister planned a hotel party but it didn't go through. I should've realized that it wasn't going to.. she's a flaky fucking bitch. But for some reason, I took the viewpoint that if a hotel room was reserved then it was safe to assume she was coming...my bad. I had to call everyone and tell them that the whole thing was off, which made me feel like a real jerk, and I informed her of this. She had the nerve to call me a 'leech' and that I could fuck myself. Ah, the bond of sisterhood.
I still managed to drink myself into near oblivion...only alone, in my room...for sociability's sake, I went online and IMed with anyone who had time to talk to me, resulting in an interesting conversation that prompted me to take pictures of my ass with my webcam. Apparently, there is a t-shirt that says "Who needs big tits...when you have an ass like this" and there was an image of a pant-less bottom-heavy girl wearing it. I've looked all over the web and cannot find this same picture...le sigh. But, I felt the need to compete with the nameles, titless, plush-butted wonder and took these -->


You can tell how drunk I am by the disarray of my hair. Oh well.


Post Script: By oblivion, I mean a bottle of red wine and half a bottle of vodka...all by myself. I weigh 97 lbs. soooo... I think it's impressive, but my sensibilities are perhaps skewed.