im horny, but not particularly in the mood for sex
masturbation is too much like work because id have to get up to turn off the tv or mute it, and put my cat in another room. (i cant masturbate with her in the same room its just too weird. like im all into it and then i happen to look over only to find her looking at me, which then means im sitting alone in my house staring at her while i have both hands full and its just...its...*shudder*. its like the gateway to bestiality. I just cant do it.)
WTF? maybe im just in the mood to be horny.
masturbation is too much like work because id have to get up to turn off the tv or mute it, and put my cat in another room. (i cant masturbate with her in the same room its just too weird. like im all into it and then i happen to look over only to find her looking at me, which then means im sitting alone in my house staring at her while i have both hands full and its just...its...*shudder*. its like the gateway to bestiality. I just cant do it.)
WTF? maybe im just in the mood to be horny.
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morlock08:
Never known mastubation to be too much work... 
but then I am a guy lol
but then I am a guy lol
kendallbyrd:
That's funny. Just keep thinking of the cat looking at you with its head cocked to the side thinking "what in the HELL is SHE doing???!!"