I was enjoying my Linda McCartney vegetarian entree today when I had a thought. Why does Paul McCartney need more money?
I would think that his account would be full by now. That the bankers would call him and literally say, "I'm sorry there's not room for any more money in your account."
And he's spending it as fast as he can. He has that...
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I would think that his account would be full by now. That the bankers would call him and literally say, "I'm sorry there's not room for any more money in your account."
And he's spending it as fast as he can. He has that...
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Sunday I was assembling metal shelving in my garage. I was trying to force it together and it kept slipping. I said out loud, "I'm going to cut my hand off" and then proceeded to make a really deep cut in my right index finger.
Big deal? Well I only type with 2 fingers and I type all day. Not to mention your right index...
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Big deal? Well I only type with 2 fingers and I type all day. Not to mention your right index...
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kerosene:
you're not a douchebag.
or a deuschebag.
although i never understood the human slingshot things.
usually the medical doctors who don't speak much english are better than the ones that do... i'm not sure why, it's just a fact. even if you can't understand them. i hope your finger gets better soon, watch out for the gremlins and tell your cute dog that kero says hi
or a deuschebag.
although i never understood the human slingshot things.
usually the medical doctors who don't speak much english are better than the ones that do... i'm not sure why, it's just a fact. even if you can't understand them. i hope your finger gets better soon, watch out for the gremlins and tell your cute dog that kero says hi
There are few hings I hate worse than cliches. Than not thinking. I was talking to somone today and they said. "that's like comparing apples to oranges."
Why can't you compare apples to oranges? Brightly colored fruit. Sweet. I think apples and oranges are very similar. They both make juice. They make apple sauce, and they make orange marmalade which is kind of saucy.
I'm...
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Why can't you compare apples to oranges? Brightly colored fruit. Sweet. I think apples and oranges are very similar. They both make juice. They make apple sauce, and they make orange marmalade which is kind of saucy.
I'm...
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kerosene:
fruit is good. cliches are not.
So, I go to the bank.
It's the craziest bank in the world. There are no teller cages. It looks like a coffee house. It's a new style Washington Mutual where the teller's don't have access to any cash. So they just sort of stand around and you have to pick them out by their name tags. Then they walk over to these tall stands...
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It's the craziest bank in the world. There are no teller cages. It looks like a coffee house. It's a new style Washington Mutual where the teller's don't have access to any cash. So they just sort of stand around and you have to pick them out by their name tags. Then they walk over to these tall stands...
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fatality:
Such a fun read. I too prefer animals to humans.
kerosene:
that was... fucking sweet.
I have to work this weekend which I'm not looking forward to at all. Very drudgy point and click stuff. But I have to point and click 6000 separate times and I have to pay attention. The highlight of the weekend will be buying my new file cabinet.
Wait this is no way to attract my new friends from my new group. I think I'm...
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Wait this is no way to attract my new friends from my new group. I think I'm...
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kerosene:
i think i am in love.
this entry is fucking sweet.
the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy was also sweet. i saw it saturday.
you might have to point and click six thousand times, but at least you don't have to stick parts of your anatomy in the faces of people who throw money at you six thousand seperate times. only they don't throw money every time. otherwise i'd be rich. i hear that's how it works on the west coast. oh sad.
the only things i can say in japanese are "tori o shimete kudasai" which means "please close the rooster" and "kudabachimae" (don't spell check me on that one, it's been a while) which of course means "fuck you". both of these would definitely come in handy if i ever needed to communicate my sentiments in a japanese restaurant i'm sure.
take care and i hope you liked the movie.
this entry is fucking sweet.
the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy was also sweet. i saw it saturday.
you might have to point and click six thousand times, but at least you don't have to stick parts of your anatomy in the faces of people who throw money at you six thousand seperate times. only they don't throw money every time. otherwise i'd be rich. i hear that's how it works on the west coast. oh sad.
the only things i can say in japanese are "tori o shimete kudasai" which means "please close the rooster" and "kudabachimae" (don't spell check me on that one, it's been a while) which of course means "fuck you". both of these would definitely come in handy if i ever needed to communicate my sentiments in a japanese restaurant i'm sure.
take care and i hope you liked the movie.So, I have moved into my new townhouse. almost completely moved in. Well, all of my stuff is here, but it's in the garage until we figure out where to put everything. Even though it is twice the size of my apartment I can't imagine where everything is going to go. Although there are worse problems then where to put all of your belongings in...
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jessie:
Hey, if you guys want me to model off some more shirts and send them in ;3 I've got noooooo problem with that.
kerosene:
i'd be more than happy to be a tshirt model for ya.
i'm torn between feeling special that i am one of two friends you have on here... and feeling sad like maybe you should have more
i'm torn between feeling special that i am one of two friends you have on here... and feeling sad like maybe you should have more
If you have a link to an online portfolio that's great.
Here's the full job description which you need to read.
listing on Monster.com
Here's the full job description which you need to read.
listing on Monster.com
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kerosene:
did you say free? that's quite possibly one of the most awesome words in the english language.
did you say free? that's quite possibly one of the most awesome words in the english language.
kerosene:
well yes, but you don't have to buy my friendship, your kind words are enough 
though like i said... free is good hahaha. <3
though like i said... free is good hahaha. <3Working late.
jessie:
xD!!! Those new shirts are hilarious. Especially the Britany one.And sweetie, you're on my public profile O-o I can see you there.
The new shirts for the week are up!
T-Shirt Hell New Shirts
Anybody have any thoughts on the new shirts?
T-Shirt Hell New Shirts
Anybody have any thoughts on the new shirts?
jessie:
xD!!! I love the last two. I should get the cigarette one for my boyfriend!
jessie:
I don't know. I guess it just didn't apeal to me all that much. Trust me, I like hair on my snatch, but... I dunno. :3 I think they are all great ideas though. I don't think the first will sell here to well. XD!! I see all these bare pussies, and I get intimidated.
So it's been a while since I updated my journal. No more chewies for Giacamo. Giacamo was becoming a little bit "food aggresive". Now we feed him by hand and he's as sweet as can be.
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jessie:
xD!!! HAHA! Yes. I don't think they are many GW fans in the younger generations. We're still innocent enough to see through his lies. Lmfao.
jessie:
"I don't think GW is a liar as much as I think he's a complete moron."
LMFAO xD!!!!
LMFAO xD!!!!
i'm sorry that you got sad. and i'm sorry that paul mccartney is stupidly rich. and that linda is dead. and that your meal was chewy.
i try to live balls out myself, even if i'm not properly equipped. perhaps i can borrow a pair for a while.
my friend had the best idea for a tshirt...