+ I have no energy today. I'm totally drained of motivation and enthusiasm.
+ That bitchwhore Mother Nature should be striking at any moment. I know this because nothing I put on fits properly. And everything annoys me.
+ My computer glasses give me headaches every time I put them on.
+ Still broke.
+ Our cat Sushi is gay. But that's not the bad part. The bad part is that he's a petophile. I meant to spell it that way. Petophile, meaning he's been humping our younger male cat, Miso! My poor bubbies is being molested by that asshole Satan!
+ There are about 10 loads of laundry waiting to be washed at home.
+ Tommy's phone number is disconnected. He's one of my oldest friends, not to mention that he's supposed to be one of three ushers at the wedding. Great.
+ Jay is allowing HBO to do a documentary based on his heroin addiction.
+ Some pussy keeps calling our phone at home from OUT OF AREA and not leaving a voicemail.
+ Cricket, my goldfish, is pissed off at me because I ran out of flake food and he wants new water.
+ I need a Toffee Coffee and I can't afford one.
+ Everything I do at work seems completely meaningless and inane.
+ My list of "things to do" for the wedding seems to be getting longer and not shorter.
+ Fuck.
+ That bitchwhore Mother Nature should be striking at any moment. I know this because nothing I put on fits properly. And everything annoys me.
+ My computer glasses give me headaches every time I put them on.
+ Still broke.
+ Our cat Sushi is gay. But that's not the bad part. The bad part is that he's a petophile. I meant to spell it that way. Petophile, meaning he's been humping our younger male cat, Miso! My poor bubbies is being molested by that asshole Satan!
+ There are about 10 loads of laundry waiting to be washed at home.
+ Tommy's phone number is disconnected. He's one of my oldest friends, not to mention that he's supposed to be one of three ushers at the wedding. Great.
+ Jay is allowing HBO to do a documentary based on his heroin addiction.
+ Some pussy keeps calling our phone at home from OUT OF AREA and not leaving a voicemail.
+ Cricket, my goldfish, is pissed off at me because I ran out of flake food and he wants new water.
+ I need a Toffee Coffee and I can't afford one.
+ Everything I do at work seems completely meaningless and inane.
+ My list of "things to do" for the wedding seems to be getting longer and not shorter.
+ Fuck.
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Edited because I'm dyslexical. Really.
[Edited on Apr 08, 2003]