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Thursday Mar 20, 2003

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Bridal Shower Games
'Penis Perfection'
contributed by Kim

Playdough is inexpensive, so the hostess buys each guest their own container. With the timer set for 1-3 minutes(depending on your opinion) each guest trys to shape their playdough into the best penis, and when the timer goes off, each penis is set on the floor in the middle of the room, and the bride to be judges the best looking one, and possibly maybe a prize for the worst looking one (but don't tell your guests that, or they will try hard to make it look bad). It is also neat as they lay on the floor to take a picture of all of them together, and to see how colorful they look with the different color playdough."


Did she say "neat"? Is this chick on crack? What's so "neat" about multi-colored, pseudo penises made of Playdough lying on the floor in a row?

So - yeah - um - this will be something that will NOT occur at my party. There will be NO stupid fucking games. Especially not THIS one.

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walla:
i'm off, friend ^_^

you were the first SG member i saw in person -- took one look and said to myself "well, this must be the place!". Good luck on the adventure you're about to embark on...i wish you both the best! hope to see you around town.
Mar 21, 2003
rubbersoul:
Check things out now, Lesa. You're not only my crush but also my Fave (Not Quite) SG of the Day:
http://suicidegirls.com/members/souljacker/
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Mar 21, 2003

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