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This is from FOCUS ON STYLE and I thought it was funny.



"Some beauty no-no's that no matter what, are best avoided:

Clumpy Mascara-- Mascara should thicken, lengthen and darken in a fashion that mimics real lush eyelashes.

Lining Your Inner Eye In Blue-- It only "brightens" eyes on stage and looks freaky and runny in person.

Cakey Makeup-- You know the kind, it gets caught in your wrinkles, ugh!

Foundation That Stops At Your Chin-- Avoid the makeup mask by blending the color down your neck.

Slashes Of Contour Powder-- The idea is not to look like you were sideswiped by the makeup van, but you honestly have high cheekbones.

Dark Roots-- Only work on early Madonna or punk kids.

Wooly Or Over-Plucked Eyebrows-- Eyebrows balance your eye shape and face; they should not overpower or under whelm.

Dragon Lady Nails-- If you need your knuckles to use a telephone, your nails are too long.

Obvious Plastic Surgery--There is some truth to too much of a good thing.

Perfume That Precedes You And Then Lingers Behind In A Room-- Only dogs need to leave their scent. "



Indeed.

Aren't women a pain in the ass though?