This is from FOCUS ON STYLE and I thought it was funny.
"Some beauty no-no's that no matter what, are best avoided:
Clumpy Mascara-- Mascara should thicken, lengthen and darken in a fashion that mimics real lush eyelashes.
Lining Your Inner Eye In Blue-- It only "brightens" eyes on stage and looks freaky and runny in person.
Cakey Makeup-- You know the kind, it gets caught in your wrinkles, ugh!
Foundation That Stops At Your Chin-- Avoid the makeup mask by blending the color down your neck.
Slashes Of Contour Powder-- The idea is not to look like you were sideswiped by the makeup van, but you honestly have high cheekbones.
Dark Roots-- Only work on early Madonna or punk kids.
Wooly Or Over-Plucked Eyebrows-- Eyebrows balance your eye shape and face; they should not overpower or under whelm.
Dragon Lady Nails-- If you need your knuckles to use a telephone, your nails are too long.
Obvious Plastic Surgery--There is some truth to too much of a good thing.
Perfume That Precedes You And Then Lingers Behind In A Room-- Only dogs need to leave their scent. "
Indeed.
Aren't women a pain in the ass though?
"Some beauty no-no's that no matter what, are best avoided:
Clumpy Mascara-- Mascara should thicken, lengthen and darken in a fashion that mimics real lush eyelashes.
Lining Your Inner Eye In Blue-- It only "brightens" eyes on stage and looks freaky and runny in person.
Cakey Makeup-- You know the kind, it gets caught in your wrinkles, ugh!
Foundation That Stops At Your Chin-- Avoid the makeup mask by blending the color down your neck.
Slashes Of Contour Powder-- The idea is not to look like you were sideswiped by the makeup van, but you honestly have high cheekbones.
Dark Roots-- Only work on early Madonna or punk kids.
Wooly Or Over-Plucked Eyebrows-- Eyebrows balance your eye shape and face; they should not overpower or under whelm.
Dragon Lady Nails-- If you need your knuckles to use a telephone, your nails are too long.
Obvious Plastic Surgery--There is some truth to too much of a good thing.
Perfume That Precedes You And Then Lingers Behind In A Room-- Only dogs need to leave their scent. "
Indeed.
Aren't women a pain in the ass though?
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prudence:
hmmm...i think i'm gonna try that blue eyeliner on the inner rim thing...i think it sounds cool!
elisabeth:
It just really makes me wonder what people's priorities are, the people who think of this stuff. Sideswiped by the makeup van? Hehe 