I got paid $666 this week. The evil amount, which I've kept a scrupulous eye on, shall prove a tremendous denim burden during the three-day weekend of the 4th. (Woo!... by the way.) The evil sum shall torch a tunnel in my trouser pocket. I expect no reply.
Let it be known:
The only time I edit and/or update my profile/journal is when I am drunk. Slash slash this that, here it is: I swore off booze for a week after a month long sobriety-hiatus. But, guess what? I re-connected with my 40.
The only time I edit and/or update my profile/journal is when I am drunk. Slash slash this that, here it is: I swore off booze for a week after a month long sobriety-hiatus. But, guess what? I re-connected with my 40.
I changed my name to Old Dirty Bananas earlier this month. My gang's name is respective.
I saved a kitten from under a rig, today at work.. instead of working.
Damn, I am fucking up. I'm commenting on my own journal instead of clicking the right shit to update.
I thought I'd typed out one of these shits, but it happens to be nowhere. This'd be the first, so it better contain some epic shit, huh? That's basically what I said last time, but now I'm more drunk and it's getting pretty damn hard to type proper words. FYI: I'm in the midst of a four day bender and I love using contractions. Woo.
leroymc:
Bring it down the back side of my spine with a plasma cutter, because a Mexican told me he didn't wanna drink with me today. Mmmm! That shit was funny. All because I chose a free coozie labeled "I love my horse". Border Patrol muthafucka! I yelled that shit, and FYI, I'm pardoned from all criticism regarding racial comedic references and 'color zeal' [Edit (""Extreme"" Speaking Phrase) -- spy LMC's future E.S.D. to scope the news, soon to always be the 'olds'.] {Note Note: Extreme Speech Dictionary} Woo!
Bung Bung is the sign out today.
[Edited on Jun 03, 2005 11:34PM]
Bung Bung is the sign out today.
[Edited on Jun 03, 2005 11:34PM]
leroymc:
Here's an awkward position: In between random *FREE* Hosting Site and My Documents. Dispersing the digital debauchery for download discovery delivers a dilemma.
Random fact: I learned the word dilemma from the book Hatchet back in the day. It remains, to this moment, one of my favorite words.
Bender.Day.Seven.
Off.
Random fact: I learned the word dilemma from the book Hatchet back in the day. It remains, to this moment, one of my favorite words.
Bender.Day.Seven.
Off.