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400 Degree Chicken

Yo, it's another one of LMC's Wile-Ass Recipes. This one coming to yous in the midst of a fine drunk sesh... and there must be some kinda copyright on my soon-to-be-published recipe book title...

This one's more about the sauce and less the substance, but you'll need some 'yellow-bag Pilgrim's Pride hot wings' from Wal-Mart. Them shits get ya insideries jumpin'!

Now, melt an eighth of a block of the big Velveeta. Small bowl, big bowl, used Popeye's box... don't matter. The cardboard may incorporate itself and provide that there colon with, as NKOTB'd say: 'The Right Stuff'.

Put the following shit all up off in there:

- Some Summer Sausage - bit up wit' yo mouf, not some knifeage
- Some garlic powder... counteracts that Velvy Cholo Itis's.. and tastes good too!
- Some Baco's.. cuz ya needs tha poke

Make it another :25 in the reactor.

Now, pour to your heart's content with the Ranch... because it IS a food group after all, and you'd hate to miss the fuck out. Mix all in with the same knife you slashed the Velveeta with to give it the same authenticity as when you started. Don't ever introduce strange instruments into a recipe already in progress!

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