why is it everytime my girl leaves it gets hot...weird.... I feel like I should go out though, it is rarely this balmy at nite in San Francisco, so whenever it happens you kinda feel obliged to go out and walk around. Like a lunar eclips. Also all the cute Mission hipster girls where next to nothing on nights like this...so on second thought maybe it would be better if I stayd home....
I am so ready to move to the east bay, I hate our landlords 1 year old, I cant be believe how much of our sleeping habits evolve around that loud stamoy kid that lives above us...My wife and I were out last week and it was like 10 pm and we were like tired as hell yawning and just wanting to go home. It was kinda of depressing because we thought fuck we are getting old, then we both realized that we have been getting up at like 6:45 am every god dam day because thats when that screaching shrew of a child wakes up and does laps right above our heads.... I swear once we give notice I am going to buy the nastiest double penatration, fist fucking, golden shower porno and play it with the volume loud as hell and leave to go have dinner..I want that kids first sentence to be "thats it, DEEPER... when we leave I am going throw a digital wrist watch in the shower vent that is right underneath the kids bedroom with the alarm set to go off at 2 in the morning......
Another child born to the house - I hate children.
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse - I hate children.
I hate it when they make lots of noise - I hate children.
And I broke my neck tripping over their toys - I hate children.
CHORUS:
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat.
What you need's a smack smack smack.
If I had my way I'd give you all away.
I hate the crying that they make - I hate children.
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake - I hate children.
I hate getting up late at night - I hate children.
To check and see if the crying baby's alright - I hate children.
CHORUS
Now you're had you little monstrous kid - I hate children.
It's of you that I'll be rid - I hate children.
Do you see this toy it's called a gun - I hate children.
And if you wanna live you'd better run - I hate children.
CHORUS
I hate children - I hate children.
I hate children - I hate children.
Kill all children dead.
I am so ready to move to the east bay, I hate our landlords 1 year old, I cant be believe how much of our sleeping habits evolve around that loud stamoy kid that lives above us...My wife and I were out last week and it was like 10 pm and we were like tired as hell yawning and just wanting to go home. It was kinda of depressing because we thought fuck we are getting old, then we both realized that we have been getting up at like 6:45 am every god dam day because thats when that screaching shrew of a child wakes up and does laps right above our heads.... I swear once we give notice I am going to buy the nastiest double penatration, fist fucking, golden shower porno and play it with the volume loud as hell and leave to go have dinner..I want that kids first sentence to be "thats it, DEEPER... when we leave I am going throw a digital wrist watch in the shower vent that is right underneath the kids bedroom with the alarm set to go off at 2 in the morning......
Another child born to the house - I hate children.
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse - I hate children.
I hate it when they make lots of noise - I hate children.
And I broke my neck tripping over their toys - I hate children.
CHORUS:
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat.
What you need's a smack smack smack.
If I had my way I'd give you all away.
I hate the crying that they make - I hate children.
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake - I hate children.
I hate getting up late at night - I hate children.
To check and see if the crying baby's alright - I hate children.
CHORUS
Now you're had you little monstrous kid - I hate children.
It's of you that I'll be rid - I hate children.
Do you see this toy it's called a gun - I hate children.
And if you wanna live you'd better run - I hate children.
CHORUS
I hate children - I hate children.
I hate children - I hate children.
Kill all children dead.