leonphelps

ODE to Vicodin

by: me


When I wake up
I'm still dreaming

Lost in space, without your face
Fighting, losing, singing

Like a beacon of light
I get up , I look again

For that bottle
My little friend

You speak to me so clearly
Mozart playing, vaginas in flight

Your sweet release
Almost in sight

And so I pray
Another day

O Vicodin
I'm your bitch

Spank me again
I'll let you win

Sweet Jesus
Scratch my itch.

(applause)

Thank you and bottoms up!