It’s been an incredibly long time since I’ve done an SG Homework so I hope I still know how. My dumbest injuries have come from falling whilst drunk. Not pictured is the time I drank half a bottle of vodka, tried roller skating (why did NO ONE stop me?) and gashed my knee open. This gnarly bruise came from after a night of having a housewarming party alone, drunkenly discovering my neighbors having a party, getting myself invited (by climbing my fence to talk to them,) and tripping and falling on a crack in the sidewalk on my way to the party. I guess it’s good in both occasions I was too drunk to feel how much it hurt?? Either way, this photo always reminds me to stay in the safety of my home when I decide to drink entire bottles. @rambo @missy
