oh man, has my weekend turned into a total fucking washout. I was really tired last night (friday) so i stayed in to rest for tonight (saturday). BIG MISTAKE.
Turns out, that i can't go to the party after all, because my friends sister hasn't met me before. Which my friend claims to be pissed off about. I don't believe him, and i can tell these things...
My other friend, John, is genuinely pissed off I can't go. He's still going, but i believe him. He says he's going to tell her how pissed off he is that she wouldn't let me go, yet still expects him to do a set for free. And he's going to do a shitty set that only runs for 20 minutes. I have to admit, I'm disappointed that he's doing a set at all, but i can't tell him what to do, not my place. i know what i would have done, but that's me....
oh well. I was supposed to die 5 years ago, recovered mostly, and now i can't seem to get my life back. I think it's pretty unfair of the universe to be giving me such a hard time, but if the rumors about my past life (W.S) are true, well... karma must be balanced...
I hope i can get my psychological illusion act up and running quickly, at least I'll have something to focus on, and a way to meet people - or rather have women wanting to meet me... It works like that for Derren Brown, and I'm nearly up to his level... not there yet, but one day...
I know one day I will find someone, but it's taking sooooo long, and I just don't like spending so much time by myself. I want to wake up in the morning and not be on my own. It shouldn't be so hard, half the population are women... If i was rich, I could go to asia, there are loads of chicks there that would love me.....!
and i have a thing for asian chicks... particularly Taiwanese or japanese. They are sooo beautiful... most of them, anyway...
Okay, I'm not going to bitch (anymore. Much.), I'm going to get my shit together and make a fucking awesome stage show, and then i 'll have women begging me to consider them...yes, that will work. Maybe. You never know! At least I'll be earning a shitload of money - always good to not have that to worry about.
sorry it's not been more interesting...
I'm off to masturbate with a rubber band, a banana, and a garden strimmer. Don't try to figure that out, you'll just hurt your brain....
Peace and love and stuff....
p.s anyone who figures out my rumored past life from the extremely obvious yet very cryptic clue, is a certified fucking genius. Have a guess, go on...you might win a prize...but it won't be a very good prize. And I'm not positive I was the rumored person. i hope i wasn't. They were not very nice.
Turns out, that i can't go to the party after all, because my friends sister hasn't met me before. Which my friend claims to be pissed off about. I don't believe him, and i can tell these things...
My other friend, John, is genuinely pissed off I can't go. He's still going, but i believe him. He says he's going to tell her how pissed off he is that she wouldn't let me go, yet still expects him to do a set for free. And he's going to do a shitty set that only runs for 20 minutes. I have to admit, I'm disappointed that he's doing a set at all, but i can't tell him what to do, not my place. i know what i would have done, but that's me....
oh well. I was supposed to die 5 years ago, recovered mostly, and now i can't seem to get my life back. I think it's pretty unfair of the universe to be giving me such a hard time, but if the rumors about my past life (W.S) are true, well... karma must be balanced...
I hope i can get my psychological illusion act up and running quickly, at least I'll have something to focus on, and a way to meet people - or rather have women wanting to meet me... It works like that for Derren Brown, and I'm nearly up to his level... not there yet, but one day...
I know one day I will find someone, but it's taking sooooo long, and I just don't like spending so much time by myself. I want to wake up in the morning and not be on my own. It shouldn't be so hard, half the population are women... If i was rich, I could go to asia, there are loads of chicks there that would love me.....!
and i have a thing for asian chicks... particularly Taiwanese or japanese. They are sooo beautiful... most of them, anyway...
Okay, I'm not going to bitch (anymore. Much.), I'm going to get my shit together and make a fucking awesome stage show, and then i 'll have women begging me to consider them...yes, that will work. Maybe. You never know! At least I'll be earning a shitload of money - always good to not have that to worry about.
sorry it's not been more interesting...
I'm off to masturbate with a rubber band, a banana, and a garden strimmer. Don't try to figure that out, you'll just hurt your brain....
Peace and love and stuff....
p.s anyone who figures out my rumored past life from the extremely obvious yet very cryptic clue, is a certified fucking genius. Have a guess, go on...you might win a prize...but it won't be a very good prize. And I'm not positive I was the rumored person. i hope i wasn't. They were not very nice.
So youre a tree huggin asian lovin veggie too, glad to hear it man, I was vegan for a couple of years but I just couldnt hack it, I missed the ice cream
Im not sure if number 6 on that things I say a lot thingy was a movie quote, I have it printed on a T shirt, I have another one that reads "I may not go down in history, but ill go down on your little sister"
and I know I keep saying this but relax about the women thing it will all happen I promise, and besides it could be worse, you could be like me, 29 single for 9 years and so tired of trying that I got rid of my king size and got back in to a single bed so I would have more room
Im hoping to be down your neck of the woods around June for a surf and a house hunt, ill let you know closer to the time and we can arrange to meet for a drink or something
Laters dude
I've got the Laura Palmer diary somewhere, I had the Dale Cooper one as well, and the Diane tape, but don't know where they've got to.
Glad you're feeling a bit better anyway. It's usually when you give up looking you find what you need.