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    Monday Mar 17, 2003

    When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't s…
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    Sunday Mar 16, 2003

    I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was …
  • 11

    Saturday Mar 15, 2003

    Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth…
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    Saturday Mar 15, 2003

    Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth…
  • 10

    Friday Mar 14, 2003

    A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then…
  • 11

    Friday Mar 14, 2003

    The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a ver…
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    Thursday Mar 13, 2003

    Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you'r…
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    Wednesday Mar 12, 2003

    I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dra…
  • 9

    Wednesday Mar 12, 2003

    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wond…
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    Tuesday Mar 11, 2003

    Sometimes I wish some people would just fuck RIGHT off. Leno…