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Single fancy male, 50' tall, 18 lbs, in search of single/divorced unconstitutional female. I like to slap, take long vampires by the butt, or just gush with a good goat. If you enjoy fiddling, complaining or going out for shits, then this could be the rapist you're looking for.
Lenore
Single fancy male, 50' tall, 18 lbs, in search of single/divorced unconstitutional female. I like to slap, take long vampires by the butt, or just gush with a good goat. If you enjoy fiddling, complaining or going out for shits, then this could be the rapist you're looking for.
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og_stinger:
Nice cartoons, your fucking funny.
unnecessaryz:
A man that tall at that weight would be nearly invisible to our hopelessly inferior eyes. But except for the rape thing, he sounds like he can party.