WOULD YOU RATHER....
-get married to someone who is TOTALLY hott, but has worst shit breath imaginable?
-OR-
-get married to someone who is TOTALLY hott, but constantly pisses themself and wets the bed on a nightly basis?
* There are no cures or solutions to fixing either problem in your spouse...you just have to live with it. Oh! And you can't cheat on them.
Lenore
-get married to someone who is TOTALLY hott, but has worst shit breath imaginable?
-OR-
-get married to someone who is TOTALLY hott, but constantly pisses themself and wets the bed on a nightly basis?
* There are no cures or solutions to fixing either problem in your spouse...you just have to live with it. Oh! And you can't cheat on them.
Lenore VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
paulnikon:
Pisser. I'd just get one of those Golden SHower Fetishes.
genrecide:
nothing rubber sheets and some breath mints cannot fix.. gotta go.. gums are bleeding and my piss sheets are drying in the front yard.. gotta get em in before the company comes over.