woohoo im goin to a theme park at the weekend!! 
im so happy i might pop!!
ive got a joke for ya...
a blonde woman walks into an electrical goods store and says to the sales man 'excuse me, how much is this television?'
the sales man replies 'we dont sell tv's to blondes'
so the woman...totally baffled by the mans reply, goes home and dyes her hair brown...
the next day she goes back to the shop and asks the salesman the same question...he replies 'im sorry but we dont sell tv's to blondes'
even more baffled by this reply she decides to go home and dye her hair red...the next day she goes to the shop again...asks the salesman the same question...'excuse me, how much is this television?'
he says 'im sorry but we dont sell tv's to blondes' to which the woman replies...'look, i came in yesterday as a brunette, how the hell do you know im a blonde?'
the salesman replies 'because its a microwave not a tv!'
im so happy i might pop!!
ive got a joke for ya...
a blonde woman walks into an electrical goods store and says to the sales man 'excuse me, how much is this television?'
the sales man replies 'we dont sell tv's to blondes'
so the woman...totally baffled by the mans reply, goes home and dyes her hair brown...
the next day she goes back to the shop and asks the salesman the same question...he replies 'im sorry but we dont sell tv's to blondes'
even more baffled by this reply she decides to go home and dye her hair red...the next day she goes to the shop again...asks the salesman the same question...'excuse me, how much is this television?'
he says 'im sorry but we dont sell tv's to blondes' to which the woman replies...'look, i came in yesterday as a brunette, how the hell do you know im a blonde?'
the salesman replies 'because its a microwave not a tv!'
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THud.
It was an iron bar!
Boom boom! (don't laugh too loud now)