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lenorabell

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i hate PMS its sucks!!

woohoo i love this song by the living end...prisoner of society

i might be going to a gig tonite at jose well in leeds...my mates band are playing smile

i need chocolate

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,put
it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore And
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box o
condoms. The guy
obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all,
over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacst fainted.

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
grahf:
I'm pretty sure it's a possum, although it's so flat that I suppose it could've just been an especially healthy rat.
Apr 20, 2004
peggy:
HAHAHAHA.....that story was great!!!

Sorry I haven't stopped in too much girlie, life's been pretty hectic for awhile.
And sorry to hear about the PMS thing. I don't suffer from that. The worst thing that happens to me is I get irritable but that doesn't actually affect me. biggrin And I break out a little. No pain though.
Apr 20, 2004

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