I woke up today with a sore throat, sore ears, a headache and the inability to get warm...in Florida...in the summer. So I called out of work and I've been camped out on the computer most of today.
Which is were I got the chance to see the WORST PHOTOS that have ever been taken of me get posted, and tagged, on my everyday my coworkers, cousins and kinda sorta ex's could see. Luckily for everyone involved I was able to pull those down quickly, I say luckily not to protect some kind of secret identity but luckily because they're embarrassingly bad. Like, so bad I feel sorry for them and I kinda sorta wonder if it was punishment for being the only pale kinda spooky girl there. I was definitely the odd one out model wise. I really feel like these are all the "outtake" photos @shortfusepinups would of looked over, because lets get real I'm ridiculous to photograph. I laugh and joke I can go from being goofy and unflattering to alluring usually between a few clicks...these are pictures showing that in between, and they're bad...and basically all the same pose. I swear I have more diverse looks.
First off, here's a photo that @shortfusepinups took, it shows my natural skintone (ghostly) using natural light, it isn't too airbrushed, isn't heavily edited, is a flattering angle. My only complaint is my hair is unruly but that's because my hair hates me and refuses to be tamed and that isn't Emilys fault. Also, how amazing is this glitter wall?!
Gee, for such a rainy, grey day I'm VERY ORANGE. Keep in mind this photo and the photo above it were taken maybe...30 minutes apart? My skintone is just weird, my skin is also so airbrushed it looks like I'm wearing hose. Also, i can see where he made my hair blurry in photoshop, lazy editing! There's something weird going on with my butt, I could be wrong but it kinda looks edited? I just noticed that my bra clasp has been edited out too.
Shooting from below is very rarely an attractive angle, this is no different. Derpy face a side a plus to this photo is that my skin hasn't been edited to make me look tan! A downsize is he gave my a boobjob in photoshop D: ! Why? It's SO unnecessary. I'm a natural 32DD for fucks sake! It's also poorly photoshopped, blurry flowers on one side and an oddly square boob on the other. I also feel like my waist was carved out a little bit, the slip is a really floaty babydoll which I've posted on my instagram (@Lenoira_sgh) before and isn't that figure hugging.
If @shortfusepinups can make me look good when I had a 102 degree fever those guys can make me look good when I'm trying. I also only vaguely remember this photo being taken but it's further proof that my hair can't be tamed.
