How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector;
cracking skulls, tearing flesh. have another heart attack.
send 'em in, send 'em in, why don't you try pushing all the goddamn buttons. maybe just one of them will suffice.
go back to the golf course. if the shoe fits, fuck it. confidence minimally confirmed, the more unsuspecting conclusions occur. self model shoe-switching correlation may be dyslexic. folded...
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cracking skulls, tearing flesh. have another heart attack.
send 'em in, send 'em in, why don't you try pushing all the goddamn buttons. maybe just one of them will suffice.
go back to the golf course. if the shoe fits, fuck it. confidence minimally confirmed, the more unsuspecting conclusions occur. self model shoe-switching correlation may be dyslexic. folded...
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So we hefted the couch across streets and through potholes. We stopped to eat falafel and get in the way of cyclists. We watched the computer fail and I felt bad for the growing pains of a new posession. I felt bad for a friend who didn't seem very
cheerful.
It's almost my birthday (and therefore even more nearly Halloween) and I feel that I...
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cheerful.
It's almost my birthday (and therefore even more nearly Halloween) and I feel that I...
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bathory:
my photographer left me. and its my momios birthday.
im glad your thanksgiving was good.
im glad your thanksgiving was good.
bathory:
now you get it!
Perhaps the finest Thanksgiving ever. Like I said to Asreal, it's the first time since I've been in Calgary that I was really perfectly comfortable hanging out with so many people. It was very nice indeed.
Some highlights; ticktockticktock's drunken DDR antics, much SG snuggling *drool*, many a picture taken and some really really good food.
Thanks to everyone who came. I am...
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Some highlights; ticktockticktock's drunken DDR antics, much SG snuggling *drool*, many a picture taken and some really really good food.
Thanks to everyone who came. I am...
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_jailbait_:
didn't realize theire were so many SGs from canada...
*trying not to let out jealous remarks over SG snuggling*
i spent thanksgiving with my family
no fun!
*trying not to let out jealous remarks over SG snuggling*
i spent thanksgiving with my family
no fun!
heavenlystranger:
wish i could be there!
down here we have to hold out for thanksgiving for another month. funny, i was wondering what the hell you were talking about and i actually just learned that canadian thanksgiving is on the 13, so i applied my new knowledge because of you. thanks.
h.s.
down here we have to hold out for thanksgiving for another month. funny, i was wondering what the hell you were talking about and i actually just learned that canadian thanksgiving is on the 13, so i applied my new knowledge because of you. thanks.
h.s.
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asreal1:
hey... gimme a call when you get up.
lotus:
.... TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
:
heehee.
:
heehee.
A mistake was made that killed the entry that was to live here.
Space for Rent.
Space for Rent.
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spikybluegirl:
'ello.
Have you seen one Miss Ophelia? I seem to be missing her (quite a lot) and am under the impression that you evil folk in Calgary have kidnapped her and are not ever giving her back. I find this disturbing and problematic to say the least. Please do send her to me c/o Florida State University, and no one will get hurt.
Love,
SBG.
Have you seen one Miss Ophelia? I seem to be missing her (quite a lot) and am under the impression that you evil folk in Calgary have kidnapped her and are not ever giving her back. I find this disturbing and problematic to say the least. Please do send her to me c/o Florida State University, and no one will get hurt.
Love,
SBG.
spikybluegirl:
You say that you are not evil and are a reasonable man... perhaps you could help me to foil the evil plans of this clock you speak of. We could further discuss this over a suitcase full of unmarked bills...
SBG.
SBG.
Hey! Neat! I found the button!
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atrasties:
Mine disappeared, so I must wait for a bit to see what develops. *sigh* oh well I'll see you tonight yes?
ashleigh:
i was gonna wright a real sex like comment here
but chose to keep my manners
the most part i need with moving to calgary
is a home
but chose to keep my manners
the most part i need with moving to calgary
is a home
So here I am, red-eyed and tired, waiting. My brother is in a land where the sun changes shifts seventeen hours ahead of me and I miss him, so I'm willing to forgo sleep and wait to have a sleepy word or two.
In the mean time, I've been sitting and thinking. About how much I find myself at extremes. Walking home with friends when...
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In the mean time, I've been sitting and thinking. About how much I find myself at extremes. Walking home with friends when...
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tygertyger:
Wow. You got a comment from jailbait, you lucky mofo.
I need sleep.
I need sleep.
asreal1:
temple of elemental evil is burning.
As much as I hate to break my 24 comment streak, I can't help it.
I just want to say, in lieu of an actual entry, that Juno Reactor is fucking kicking my ass.
So good.
I just want to say, in lieu of an actual entry, that Juno Reactor is fucking kicking my ass.
So good.
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clara:
DSL is not even an option out here in the wilderness.
*sniffle*
*sniffle*
asreal1:
hey hippie, move the fuck back to france. and cut that hair.
today is catch up on stuff i promised to do a long time ago day, as you can see.
today is catch up on stuff i promised to do a long time ago day, as you can see.
My mom says I'm cool.
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tygertyger:
That would be very good. Holy popularity, Batman - three pages of comments. Yikes!
tygertyger:
Whatever you do, for the love of God, don't return this comment. You'll be the fourth person in a row to leave two comments in a row on today's entry, and only two. But yeah, I'll call you. I'm just a little weirded out by how nobody seems to be asking me if I have any plans, lately. So thanks for that, too.
I had a dream that someone posted in the boards deconstructing my journal in an effort to prove how boring and senseless I am. It was very strange, as I don't remember the details of said inquiry into my uninteresting journal.
I love how I forget the things I should remember and remember things I'd rather forget.
I love how I forget the things I should remember and remember things I'd rather forget.
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lotus:
you are sleeping right now and very cute and serene. I'm going to come jump on you right now!
heavenlystranger:
sorry i left in the middle of our conversation. my online connection isn't thr greatest. hope to talk to you again soon.
h.s.
h.s.
"he's seen too many fucking cop movies."
hah.