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cass17:
You never shared these thoughts? Like: "Man, if only this penis of mine wasn't in the way of getting things done."

Unless you're getting things done with your penis, in which case everyone is happy. wink But I'm talking about those instances where you just can't get things done. haha
ribbonsundone:
Indeed. Nina knows.
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shandyowl:
I shall choose to interpret that coincidence in a way that allows me to be smugly clever
psyko514:
Yep, no complaints here other than a lack of time to attend social functions.
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ribbonsundone:
Lovely, indeed.
atlea:
Shouldnt have to be an achilles heel wink

edit cause it was the wrong kinda heel haha
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There is a film about a sentient killer tire with Scanners-esque abilities.

Let me repeat that.

A film is coming out about A SENTIENT KILLER TIRE WITH SCANNERS-ESQUE ABILITIES.

Holy shit, the weirder the world gets, the happier I am.

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valium:
There's hope in French cinema biggrin
uva:
thanks biggrin
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aandp:
Let's start a club.
The unemployed / unlovable club.
aandp:
DAMMIT. :|

Back to lonely ol' me then.
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I was talking to an old ex of mine the other day (she's kind of like the female version of me, I know, scary thought) both bemoaning the fact it's nearly impossible to find someone these days that's cool to date who's also awesome in the sack.

It's like going birdwatching for the dodo or passenger pigeons.

In other news:

- helped recover a laptop...
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shandyowl:
but when you take into account the fact that my online image is carefully managed to make me seem more stylish and successful than I really am...wink
vassilis:
That would be Wit smile
life sounds interesting for you wink
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It is the new year.

I am literally covered in a latte at a trendy cafe.

I attended a party. There were girls. Girls I knew. Shaine dances funny. Jaeci tweets everything I say. ToriGaelle can really rock a moustache and her bf wants to wear my clothes. Shazzy has a bf who wears OshKosh B'gosh. Tao throws parties where I get hit on by...
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maike:
Good to hear about the new job. Tolerable? Hey, you can always come back here.
jensen:
Duh, I ain't no wuss.
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I want to want.

I want to play chess by mail, to wear my old worn red leather jacket, to win pyrrhic victories, to wear scars like boy scout badges, to fuck around as Coltrane's Ascension plays on surround sound.

I want bespoke suits, shoes, glasses. I want the man to make the clothes that make the man. I want to find the pleasure in...
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shandyowl:
Textbook Philly cornerboy mentality

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

It isn't really but how often am i going to get the chance to use that phrase?


distinctivecat:
Enjoyed the cri de coeur. Timely in an anti-resolutionist way.

I've put you on my rounds, if you don't mind. For the reading pleasure. Thanks.
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Coles Notes to the Holidays:

- Best gift this Xmas was rediscovering my old iPod still functioning and a suitcase of old clothes

- Ate way too much food, will be hitting YMCA upon my return

- Discovered slight fondness for culinary abuse that is Cake Boss

- Returned sporty jacket that I will never wear for roller skates

- Boss gave me wrong information,...
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martini:
ditto. kiss
and thanks for the boots compliment, i totally picked them out without knowing it. haha

xo
pseekaal:
Foie gras + vin blanc = Not the better dfor the health ^^
It is what lot of french people eat on Christmas day, it is like a "clich". I didn't eat foie gras + vin blanc ^^
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I've thought of 22 different names, 100 different approaches, content ideas and design schemes, but it's time the ball got rolling.

You may know that I run the Razor, Brush, Lather group on SG, dedicated to men's grooming, fashion, etc. There's a few decent blogs about the topic on the internet, but none that I identified with completely. They were either too wordy, too Ivy,...
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redtide84:
I like your blog on eggs benedict. I like that you are critical of some meals and show a good range of eggs benedict. Whenever I have breakfast at a restaurant with people, and they dont order eggs benedict, I think Really?
shandyowl:
The man who has reached Corduroy Enlightenment has transcended the need for mortal fashion