lemonkid

I just got my first Craigslist missed connections today. That I know of anyways.

Am I a sucker for two cute nerdy girls rapping about how difficult giving handjobs are? Yes, I'm old fashioned like that.

I can't think of anything substantial to say.. but I did drunk drunk last night and start tweeting -

"Audio: No I'm not, Marina & the Diamonds, no I'm not at all. http://tumblr.com/xyq21g72k2

"If you cut out Lucifer's tongue, bound it in twine, gold thread, razor wire and chocolate that would be my beating beating heart."

"If I always spoke the way that I felt...
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Now in Lemonkid news... the sad.. the exciting.. the indifferent..


- My Uncle Bob died yesterday. It's no surprise since he's been a terrible alcoholic since before I was even born. Very rough on my mother and grandparents though. There isn't going to be a service, so I won't be returning to BC for that.

- My birthday is coming up next week. So far...
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My ability to help women hook up with each other is less like a hobby, more of a mtier.

Once again I've used my powers for good, but departed alone - leaving only ghosts of wit to shadow around synapses.

I'm like the Dr. Who of female bisexuality.

Sometimes it's been awhile since I've went out and then once I'm out dancing I remember - yes I, Lemonkid, am the Marquis of the dancefloor.

Boogie time.

The 1960s certainly had its mockable excesses, but it also had its geniuses. Id rather watch Julie Driscolls Season of the Witch than 95% of modern music videos.

Where are the wild times today, outside of my mind? I want to walk off the edge and fall, not looking back.

Things I need right now:

- More sex
- Less debt
- More interesting conversations
- Less people who don't know what they want
- More exercise
- Less unhealthy food
- More travel
- Less predictability
- More concerts
- Less rain
- More projects
- Less unfinished projects
- More style
- Less fashion
- More socks

Apparently I'm the lesbian whisperer.