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lemonkid

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Tuesday Sep 06, 2005

Sep 6, 2005
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Is it wrong that when I went down to the music store today to purchase an amp for my theremin and I was accosted by young cute members (cute in that way that only some Christians jockish guys can be) of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints about learning some of the aspects of their religion I promptly replied:

"I'll listen to your religious bullshit if there's a chance that I'll be able to fuck your face later on, but since I think chances of both of those things aren't very likely, I think that I'll be on my way."

The looks on their faces were so perfect, I think it must have been a dream.

VIEW 25 of 28 COMMENTS
zak:
dude.. thats a pretty crazy story.. i hope for your soul's sake you were dreaming surreal
Sep 8, 2005
zak:
free is it? so no need for me to put an offer down.
Sep 8, 2005

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