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lemonkid

Canada

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Wednesday Feb 01, 2012

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I want a long work bench. To build orreries and tube radios. Been dreaming of idiosyncratic tie bars, mod style blitzkriegs, Smurf drinks. Drawing my finger along the surface of a chess board, thinking that the dust is probably super tiny potato chips of my skin. Sent my friend a postcard of men from Northern Quebec gutting fish, the perfect symbol of our friendship. Covered in bite marks from Latvians that crow like a rooster and bite like an alligator during moments of orgasm. Head shaved like Lux Luthor. Planning, scheming, ruminating. Learning 3D software to resurrect Tamarlane chess. Dreaming in the shapes of shadow puppets. Dressing in Italian double red mackinaw with lumberjack bling. Wanting to feel the heft of objects - the comfortable handle of an axe, the gentle willow of a whip, the cold steel of a knife, the taut string of the bow. Achieve samadhi through kyudo and arcane weaponry. Wanting whiskies like petrified liquified peat, authentic aviations with creme yvette. Floor littered in yoga mats, stretch cords, kettlebells. Give me strange fetishes in the mail, bound with ink, wax and black magic. A giant thermos of rich cocoa and a slow motion sunclipse. Send a team of spelunking Amazons to save me from the winter urge to Wunderkammer.


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I have unlimited Canadian long distance now.. so if you're in Canada and want to chat drop me your info or if you have an iPhone, let me know so we can catch some Facetime.

What's new with me? I got a new job with Telus, hence the awesome phone plan.

My main priorities for this year are getting in shape and paying off some student loan debt, as well as dramatically building up my investment portfolio.

Today I met with my personal trainer and we setup a plan that should be pretty awesome. Yes, I have a personal trainer now.. and an accountant ... and a financial planner.

I still miss my posse of weirdos who are spread far and wide across the globe. It's been nice hanging out with ZakSmith while he's been in town, even putting on a bit of a bar-hopping bender last weekend.

I have a lot of other projects on the go, mostly writing wise, but I'm not going to go into those at too much length. I'm still updating Dress as Smart as You Are so check that out if you're interested.

My iPhone has me obsessively tracking things workouts (shoutout to my Fitocracy peeps), books I'm reading, what I'm eating, where I'm going, budgeting/spending.. it's actually helping me on a lot of fronts. I'm a total Foursquare addict as well.


hyatt:
What makes Foursquare so addictive? ?
Feb 1, 2012

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