Why do women keep injuring themselves after they leave my apartment? 
This is becoming a startling trend.
Today's casualty - broken ankle.
    
  This is becoming a startling trend.
Today's casualty - broken ankle.
      bellebane:
      
      
      
    
  you leave them dumbfounded?? so they trip and fall?
      merlowe:
      
      
      
    
  I am not sure  but I would rather have you injure me in your apartment
 but I would rather have you injure me in your apartment  
 
 but I would rather have you injure me in your apartment
 but I would rather have you injure me in your apartment  
 