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Pro Tips from a Crotchety Old Man

Oct 7, 2021
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Pro Tip #3: When you finally get all your clothes off, please don't clutch a pillow, or anything else really. If you're not comfortable being naked in front of us/the camera, it's ok. Wait until you are. We'll be here. There's no hurry.

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