I am so sick of the petty criminals in Portsmouth.
This morning I got to my car and it had been broken into. The passenger door was bent right the way over and the contents of my glovebox and ashtray were strewn about on the driver and backseats. Ha ha you fuckers! What were you expecting to find? Money, cigarettes, my mobile? Instead you got a box of tampons, some screen wipes and a small furry duck that was once part of my keyring.
Only thing is, now I have to have a new glovebox fitted, and a new passenger door. So if anyone reading this is hoping to break into a red Peugeot 306 in Portsmouth tonight, at least do the decent thing and steal the fucking car - at least my excess will be worth it.
Oh, and on my way home today, some chav boys stopped in a red fiesta at a pedestrian crossing, got out and abandoned the car, blocking the one way street. Thanks guys - real clever.
Is 7 day old pitta bread bad for you?
On the upside, my boyfriend may be buying me a motorbike this week - fingers and toes crossed (obviously not when riding)
This morning I got to my car and it had been broken into. The passenger door was bent right the way over and the contents of my glovebox and ashtray were strewn about on the driver and backseats. Ha ha you fuckers! What were you expecting to find? Money, cigarettes, my mobile? Instead you got a box of tampons, some screen wipes and a small furry duck that was once part of my keyring.
Only thing is, now I have to have a new glovebox fitted, and a new passenger door. So if anyone reading this is hoping to break into a red Peugeot 306 in Portsmouth tonight, at least do the decent thing and steal the fucking car - at least my excess will be worth it.
Oh, and on my way home today, some chav boys stopped in a red fiesta at a pedestrian crossing, got out and abandoned the car, blocking the one way street. Thanks guys - real clever.
Is 7 day old pitta bread bad for you?
On the upside, my boyfriend may be buying me a motorbike this week - fingers and toes crossed (obviously not when riding)
problem is that round here they really are chavs!
- pathetic!